Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.
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here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!
Adulthood has taught me that loading a dishwasher is a skill and it is a skill that not everyone possesses
Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:
- I have bigger fish to fight
- We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it
- You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home
- Opening a can of whales
- You made your bed, now shit in it
- Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”
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